Friday, March 6, 2009
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Friday, January 30, 2009
- A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
- If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
- A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
- You should not throw baseballs up when a ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
- The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
- When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.
- Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
- Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.
- Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
- Super glue is forever.
- No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
- Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
- VCR's do not eject PB & J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
- Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
- Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
- You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
- Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
- The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
- It will, however, make cats dizzy.
- Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
- 80% of women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
- 80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
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Monday, January 26, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Lord, Help Me Have Patience...
I started my day off early this morning. I was on call. Usually they call me between 4:30 and 5:15 to tell me they need me to come to work. To get to work on time I have to leave by 5. I called last night and they said that they would probably need me to come in. Soooo, to avoid having to rush around to get ready I told them that I would just plan on coming in unless they called me and told me not to. Well, got up at 3:30, getting ready for work, 4:15, phone rings, they don't need me. This would have been fine, but the phone ringing woke my boys up, ALL THREE OF THEM. Larry and Cole were the only ones who got back to sleep. Noah never did go back to sleep. I feel sorry for his teacher today!
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Two Month Check-up...
I took Cade for his two month check-up last Friday, he is getting so big! It makes me want to cry, I wish he could just stay a newborn a little longer! He was 23 1/2 inches long and 12 lbs 7 ozs. He will be getting his shots tomorrow then I really will cry!
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Thursday, January 15, 2009
Cade in his "Santa Rocks" shirt.
Posted by Laura at 2:06 PM 0 comments
Ok, I know, I am soooo behind on blogging! Cade is 2 months old today and I haven't posted since he was 2 weeks old! With Christmas and going back to work, I just haven't got to it! Sorry! Anyway, I am just going to post various pics from the last 6 weeks to catch up! Enjoy!
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